oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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