What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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