You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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