we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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