The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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