Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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