sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
