i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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