just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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