I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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