OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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