Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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