Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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