Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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