his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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