no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
