She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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