i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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