Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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