do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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