i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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