I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
