I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
