I think I am morally bankrupt
where am i from again
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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