So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you still have your period?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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