Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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