I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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