I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
where am i from again
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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