Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My boob is missing a layer of skin
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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