you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she smelled like a LAN party
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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