it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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