you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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