thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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