he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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