Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
