even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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