This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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