Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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