Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we have pet lesbian snakes
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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