my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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