is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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