Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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