I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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