So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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