Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I want to be your penis for a week.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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