Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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