You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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