im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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