I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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