gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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