She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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