Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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