She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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