It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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