I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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