i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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