Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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