I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
